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Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...