Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...