Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...