Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...