Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
How do you keep an idiot occupied?
How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . ....
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...