Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...