Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...