Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...