Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!