Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...