Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...