The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Top 10 – Basketball vs Sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!