Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...