Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...