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Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Weight Control
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Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...