Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...