Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...