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Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Simplified income taxes
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Why Two Nostrils?
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Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
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Microsoft buys church
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An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...