Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...