A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...