Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Changed HR policies
|Casual Fridays:Week 1 – Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...