Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.