Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...