If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Going to Jamaica
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Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Osama Cave Memo
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