Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...