Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...