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A new car.
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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.