Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...