The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...