Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Call us for assistance
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....