A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...