Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...