Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...