AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...