Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...