Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...