Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Emacs acronyms
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Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...