Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...