Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...