Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...