Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...