Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...