If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...