Make my own bed
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Wrong instructions.
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New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
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Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
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A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
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Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
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Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...