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Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
A penis study
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head...