More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...