WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...