One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...