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I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Questions and Answers…whew!
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Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
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Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
I Wanna Be A Commie
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Relationships
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Finding half an apple!
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