Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...